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jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

lunostar:

unclefather:

What happens when you get a haircut and then you don’t have the money to pay for it? Do they put the hair back on?

They slit your throat and sell your body to a Mrs.Lovett.

(via nonsense-im-awesome)

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tastefullyoffensive:

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via heymrsamerica)

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ozzyosborntodie:

me knowing school’s about to start
saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel, via dephl0gisticate)

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loverrtits:

theawesomeadventurer:

I hope y’all find some chill on this fine sunday

LMFAOOOO